Is this thing on? Is this- Can you hear me? Hello? Can you hear me? Just nod if you can. Was that a nod? Was that a- It will do for now. THE EARTH SAYS HELLO! That was a quote.-I swear that was a quote.- Well, obviously I’m Wheatley. You should all know who I am- Oh, you don’t? Well…you do now. I’m Wheatley. And I’m, um-what do I do again…?- Oh, yes, I look after the humans. And…I’m presuming you are a human. That’s good, that’s good…
I am here to....to.....to make sure that all of you are doing okay. I think that's what my job was. As you can probably tell, I am, um, new to this...website. That is what it's called. So, once I manage to get my feet off the ground -well, I don't actually have feet...- I'll be here to make sure that the testing is going well....that's if there is testing.
So, let's see how things go, shall we?